The Whore Du Jour Award...

...goes to the most despicable woman on the web today...COLLEEN LOMBARDI! You might say, "But Meg, Colleen the whore was just the Whore DJ the other day!" Yes, that's true. But she keeps begging to win the prize so I just let her have it. Every time she writes another email to her fuckbuddies' wife...she is buying the prize right out from under regular tramps, who, by the way, think that this WHORE gives mistresses a bad name.

So, for her psychotic, obsessive, dedication to hurting a woman who was happy with the man that Colleen can't seem to keep interested, she, once again, has MORE then earned the award. Also, there's the fact that she can't seem to follow the rules regarding married men:

She told us all that she lost her job. Apparently, for once she was telling the truth...of course, they had to replace the office ho immediately:

It seems as though she is low on funds after buying a married penis, so Colleen has had to open her own business:

Of course, being an old, flabby whore, she doesn't get too many men so she has to run a weekend business as well:

So, I give the Whore the prize. I ALMOST feel badly for her. Wouldn't you considering that this is her future:

By the way, this post raised some questions for me. Does anyone out there know whether or not fuck buddies is one or two words? Or is it hyphenated? I couldn't figure it out. Also, is there or is there not an "e" at the end of the word "ho", meaning of course, whore (not something Santa says). Thanks in advance for answering these questions.

Meg

PS Solaris, where are you? There are people looking for you honey!