Today I heard about...
...a despicable perv who put up a website telling other perverts where and how to pick up little girls. He said that he is a pedophile but has never acted upon those urges. I doubt that is true, but even if it is, the fact that he has chosen to teach other slimeballs how to find our sweet, innocent, precious children for the purposes of assaulting them makes him as culpable as the slugs that do act out their demented urges.
I have decided to respond in kind, and mention a few ways to handle a pedophile. If I leave anything out, please feel free to comment so that we can all benefit from the very latest methods of dealing with sexual predators. These methods were created for this man, but are universal in their application. You can use them on any pedophile that you meet.
Here are just a few ideas, I'm sure that I'll come up with more later and I will add them as I do:
1. If you should run into the man in the picture below, shove him into the back of a van and take him out into the boonies, tie him to a tree and rip off his clothes. Then, take a pair of plyers and use them to rip off both of his nipples. Then, take a hammer and nail his balls to the tree. Find a railroad pin, one of those long, stake like metal things and shove it (slowly now, there's no hurry), into his penis. Leave him there for the animals to play with and then go treat yourself to a nice steak dinner.
2. Approach him, tell him that you have a seven year old that he can play with and take him to an abandoned house out in the middle of nowhere. Once there, gag his mouth and then invite a few very large men over to beat the living daylights out of him. Once the men have him beaten down, let the men's wives have a go at him as well. The women should be wearing either high heels or pointed toed shoes for kicking and stomping purposes. Then, when everyone has gotten exhausted from beating the pig, take what's left of him out to a large, out of the way forest and be sure that both of his legs are broken. Let the animals finish him off. Then, take the party out for a pitcher of beer and play some trivia.
3. Crucifiction has always seemed to be a rather cruel and painful method of death. But, a simple crucifiction isn't good enough for this particular pile of useless tissue so once he is hanging on the wooden T, stab him with knitting needles. (Use size 10's at least.) Bring the kids along with pellet guns and let them shoot the swine, using his genitals as a bullseye. Be sure to explain to the kids that you never, ever play with any type of gun unless you are dealing with a pedophile. Then, take the kids out to Chuck E. Cheese for a party.
4. Tie him down spread eagle to any stable thing that you can find. Give at least 8 people cattle prods and let them poke the man anywhere they seem fit to poke him. Be sure to shove at least one up his ass. Then, take wires and attach them to his genitals, nipples and tongue. When all of the wires are secure, throw the switch and let the electricity flow. Everyone should now put their prods down and pick up squirt guns and squirt him until he passes out. Then, crank the power up high enough to kill him. If you plan this for a Friday, afterwards you all can go to Golden Corral, I hear they have a great all you can eat fish buffet.
5. If you can't find it in your heart to kill the slug, here's one for you. You will have to restrain and gag him first, then call over the nearest tattoo artist and have him tattoo warnings all over the piece of trash. On his forehead you should tattoo an unmistakable warning, something like, "I want to rape your kids." Tattoo his genitals green and the rest of his body purple. Be sure to tattoo warnings everywhere, in case he wears a hat down over his forehead. Then, just in case he enjoys the tattooing, have a bunch of biker dudes come over to beat him within an inch of his life. When you are done, go out with the biker dudes and shoot a few games of pool with them.
6. If you're short on time, tie him down and slice his penis off with a very sharp knife. Don't be a Lorena Bobbitt and tell the cops where you threw the penis, feed it immediately to a dog. Then, go to Denny's for a Grand Slam Breakfast.
7. This one isn't mine, but I absolutely adore it for it's simplicity. A man's son had been molested and the perv who did it fled. When the cops were picking him up at the airport after his extradition, the father pretended to be talking on a pay phone and when the perv came close enough, the father turned around and shot him dead. I don't know whether or not he went out afterwards, but I'm sure he enjoyed whatever he did. Kudo's to that father! (Or is it "props' now?)
This is the scaramouche of which I speak:
...a despicable perv who put up a website telling other perverts where and how to pick up little girls. He said that he is a pedophile but has never acted upon those urges. I doubt that is true, but even if it is, the fact that he has chosen to teach other slimeballs how to find our sweet, innocent, precious children for the purposes of assaulting them makes him as culpable as the slugs that do act out their demented urges.
I have decided to respond in kind, and mention a few ways to handle a pedophile. If I leave anything out, please feel free to comment so that we can all benefit from the very latest methods of dealing with sexual predators. These methods were created for this man, but are universal in their application. You can use them on any pedophile that you meet.
Here are just a few ideas, I'm sure that I'll come up with more later and I will add them as I do:
1. If you should run into the man in the picture below, shove him into the back of a van and take him out into the boonies, tie him to a tree and rip off his clothes. Then, take a pair of plyers and use them to rip off both of his nipples. Then, take a hammer and nail his balls to the tree. Find a railroad pin, one of those long, stake like metal things and shove it (slowly now, there's no hurry), into his penis. Leave him there for the animals to play with and then go treat yourself to a nice steak dinner.
2. Approach him, tell him that you have a seven year old that he can play with and take him to an abandoned house out in the middle of nowhere. Once there, gag his mouth and then invite a few very large men over to beat the living daylights out of him. Once the men have him beaten down, let the men's wives have a go at him as well. The women should be wearing either high heels or pointed toed shoes for kicking and stomping purposes. Then, when everyone has gotten exhausted from beating the pig, take what's left of him out to a large, out of the way forest and be sure that both of his legs are broken. Let the animals finish him off. Then, take the party out for a pitcher of beer and play some trivia.
3. Crucifiction has always seemed to be a rather cruel and painful method of death. But, a simple crucifiction isn't good enough for this particular pile of useless tissue so once he is hanging on the wooden T, stab him with knitting needles. (Use size 10's at least.) Bring the kids along with pellet guns and let them shoot the swine, using his genitals as a bullseye. Be sure to explain to the kids that you never, ever play with any type of gun unless you are dealing with a pedophile. Then, take the kids out to Chuck E. Cheese for a party.
4. Tie him down spread eagle to any stable thing that you can find. Give at least 8 people cattle prods and let them poke the man anywhere they seem fit to poke him. Be sure to shove at least one up his ass. Then, take wires and attach them to his genitals, nipples and tongue. When all of the wires are secure, throw the switch and let the electricity flow. Everyone should now put their prods down and pick up squirt guns and squirt him until he passes out. Then, crank the power up high enough to kill him. If you plan this for a Friday, afterwards you all can go to Golden Corral, I hear they have a great all you can eat fish buffet.
5. If you can't find it in your heart to kill the slug, here's one for you. You will have to restrain and gag him first, then call over the nearest tattoo artist and have him tattoo warnings all over the piece of trash. On his forehead you should tattoo an unmistakable warning, something like, "I want to rape your kids." Tattoo his genitals green and the rest of his body purple. Be sure to tattoo warnings everywhere, in case he wears a hat down over his forehead. Then, just in case he enjoys the tattooing, have a bunch of biker dudes come over to beat him within an inch of his life. When you are done, go out with the biker dudes and shoot a few games of pool with them.
6. If you're short on time, tie him down and slice his penis off with a very sharp knife. Don't be a Lorena Bobbitt and tell the cops where you threw the penis, feed it immediately to a dog. Then, go to Denny's for a Grand Slam Breakfast.
7. This one isn't mine, but I absolutely adore it for it's simplicity. A man's son had been molested and the perv who did it fled. When the cops were picking him up at the airport after his extradition, the father pretended to be talking on a pay phone and when the perv came close enough, the father turned around and shot him dead. I don't know whether or not he went out afterwards, but I'm sure he enjoyed whatever he did. Kudo's to that father! (Or is it "props' now?)
This is the scaramouche of which I speak:
As I said, you are welcome to send me any ideas that you may have and I will post them up here as well. In the meantime, keep a watchful eye on your children and if you happen to see this particular pile of dung, email me at megkelsobroderick@gmail.com and let me know where he is. I'll take it from there.
Thanks!
Meg
PS Here is the link to an article about this:
http://www.libertypost.org/cgi-bin/readart.cgi?ArtNum=182196
The person who commented about the fire ants (below this post) has a GREAT idea! As does the rat person. Can you think of a fitting punishment for a pedophile?
posted by Meg Kelso | 4:54 PM
9 Comments:
Tie him naked and spreadeagle, out in the sun, to four stakes hammered deep in the ground. Do this relatively close to a fire ant bed. Next, drizzle some honey over his eyes, genitalia and soles of his feet. Now, kick back with a cold drink in the shade and tell him about the fire ant bed and let him contemplate that for as long as you have something cold to drink. When you are down to your last swallow or two of beverage, set it within 6 inches or so of his head where he can see it and feel some cold coming off the container. Finally, go kick the ant bed and get those fire ants good and pissed off. Hang out for awhile until you're sure the ants have located all three areas you have "sweetened" up for them. Then do what you like. I hope you find the son of a bitch, soon.
Your methods are toooo good for such lowlife, but certainly will get the job done!!! Guys like that need to suffer!
FIRE ANTS!!! I can't believe that I didn't think that one up myself!
To the other commentator, I wrote it off the top of my head, I will get much more creative. The fire ant dude inspired me.
Meg
Where is this guy from, and was his ass reported to the cops?
There is nothing wrong with having sex with girls over the age of twelve. They are ready to be broken in properly and most are horny or have already had sex, hell, some are even pregnant. I like them young and soft and a little nasty. It is very hot to be with such a young tender thing it turns me on--unfortunately, here in the USA they want to hang you or give you life--how absurd when a hundred years ago in this country is was common as mud in a rainstorm for a man to wed a twelve year old girl with her father's blessing--See you make me go to Eastern Eurpoe or Mexico or South America 12 year old girls should be legalized. Before I blow all my money travelling.
Tie him down, put a metal box on his chest, fill it with rats, remove the bottom of the box, start a fire on the top of the box. The heating of the metal should send the rats into a frenzy to escape. Not an original torture, the Romans did this, and it was very effective.
Yes, the cops know but they say he didn't do anything illegal...can you imagine?
Meg
According to news reports, this man's website was tailored for the local Seattle-Sarcoma Washington State area, where he lives. It was taken down, so the highest risk is in that area.
He talks about where to participate in public events frequented by children. He himself does this (casing for potential victims), but has not been caught doing anything wrong, so is not labeled a sexual predator.
He justifies it by saying he enjoys watching them and can control his impulses to not act out. Most experts agree that this type of attraction is very likely to be acted on at some point. It also has a high rate of reoccurrence.
In an episode of "Dirt" the publisher was threatened that if he didn't reveal his source, they would cook his organ (gourmet style w/ herbs, etc.) and feed it to him. (Yeah, he talked).
It's sick and sad that nothing has been done. In this country we watch every day as things fall apart and awful things happen to random people. This guy is letting us know he's going to do something and showing others how to do it, yet he's protected. It'll be breaking news when something does happen, PATHETIC. For the ass that says girls over 12 are ready, you're a moron. Things may have been different so many years ago, but that doesn't mean those girls were happy about it. In fact I'd be willing to bet that they were scared as hell and would choose to stay a child if the choice were offered. As a woman and a mother I know you are supposed to protect your children until they are MATURE enough to make thier own decisions. I can assure you, it's well past the age of 12 when this happens. I'll be looking for you on Dateline, DUMBASS!!!
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