Don't you just love a gentleman?

HE SAID: Hi there,

Can we fuck tonight and I could be a guest blogger at your bog? Let me know if you are interested.

Peter


I SAID: LOLOLOL, I would have said yes but you mispelled a word.

Sorry, I've kicked guys out of my bed for less than that. But you can always be a guest on my blog!

Meg

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As usual, I think of all the good shit to say after I blow my chance. A chance is all I'm blowing today...I shit you not. I should have said, "So, you must be the car horn honker dude. I've been seeing you around the planet since the early 70's. How's that working out for you?"

Now, since I do have a date tonight with a guy who hasn't said the word "fuck" to me, I think I'll be going now.

:):):)