My New Year's Resolutions...
...for this year are as follows:
1. I will eat more Pez.
2. I will gain 10 pounds, no more, no less.
3. I will celebrate my birthday
4. I will watch more TV.
5. I will have more sex.
6. I will not get a tattoo.
7. I will watch 'Shaun of the Dead' more than I did last year.
8. I will not let any man get two orgasms up on me.
9. Just to be a bitch, I will be nice to my oppugners.
10. I will extend my grammar correcting behavior to all of those within earshot.
I have more but I have to help my beautiful daughter clean house. BBS!
...for this year are as follows:
1. I will eat more Pez.
2. I will gain 10 pounds, no more, no less.
3. I will celebrate my birthday
4. I will watch more TV.
5. I will have more sex.
6. I will not get a tattoo.
7. I will watch 'Shaun of the Dead' more than I did last year.
8. I will not let any man get two orgasms up on me.
9. Just to be a bitch, I will be nice to my oppugners.
10. I will extend my grammar correcting behavior to all of those within earshot.
I have more but I have to help my beautiful daughter clean house. BBS!
posted by Meg Kelso | 12:29 PM
4 Comments:
Pez???
Yeah...Pez. I love that stuff. You gotta problem with that?
No, no no. Its just that I rarely hear it talked about anymore.
LMAO...because all the people who like it are dying quickly.
:)
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