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Tuesday, November 29, 2011

Worst line I've ever heard...

...(and I've been listening since the late 60's):

"It'll only take 5 minutes, I just need relief. "

Best line I've ever heard (and I was halfway through with a Long Island Iced Tea):

The guy licked his finger and then touched my sleeve before he offered to take me somewhere to "get out of these wet clothes."

(Had I been 100% sober, I would have found the best line to be gross after he licked his finger.)

1 Comments:

Anonymous Arizona bankruptcy attorney said...

Oh my! Who ever said this line...must really be out of the game!!! Lol!

November 30, 2011  

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