Morning thoughts, for what they are worth...
I am not one to buy into horoscopes but this is kind of freaky...
It's a crisis day for your Crabs, with reality pushing you into a corner as you fight to gain control of your life. It may feel as if circumstances are not giving you what you need. Some of your perceptions may be real, but remember that your ego's desire to impose its will onto others is stronger than usual. There's no reason for you to feel threatened as people express their own feelings.
I knew it, reality IS after me. Damn it. Laszlo, you are in Hungary, isn't that where they keep the gypsies? If you see a traveling group of them, could you go up to the eldest woman and give her a couple rupees or whatever and ask her what reality is up to as it regards me? And, by the way, I thought you Eastern Eurpoeans were all short funny looking people with earmuffs. Where do you get off being a handsome dude?
Oh well. We have a few short funny looking people so I guess it evens out. I woke up to a blizzard that I didn't expect. I would take a picture and show it to you but I can't because last night I sat here trying to take my OWN picture and every single time, the picture was ungodly awful. I think it had something to do with the distance of my arm from my face. It had some sort of carnival mirror effect going on, my face was all long and goofy looking. I kept doing it and then the batteries finally died out, Oh. I just remembered, I bought more last week. What a nimrod I can be. OK, I will go put the stupid batteries in the camera and take some more. I can't be sure what I will look like, but the snow should be like normal snow. I don't get the snow, I am almost as far south as you can get (much to my own dismay) and it shouldn't snow here. I could have stayed in Chicago for this crap.
So, this is a CRISIS day for me? What the hell does that mean? I have been in total crisis mode for months now. I don't even want to know how much worse it can get but I'm game, bring it on, reality. (That may have been stupid.)
The Michael Jackson case is in full swing now, I am so sick of that little freak. I don't know what he is up to but sleeping with little boys is not at all "sweet". I am Michael's age and I wouldn't sleep with Laszlo and his pretty self let alone a 10 year old. No offense, Laszlo, but I have a son older than you. I have a daughter who would be just your age, though. Annie? I haven't seen you in a while so I am going to assume you aren't paying any attention and I am going to post your picture again. If you do happen to see it, don't worry, nobody else can. Mommy fixed it so only you can see it. (You might think she won't fall for that but until recently, I had her believing that marshmallows came from a marshmallow tree.) OK, I am going to put the batteries in the camera and see what happens. I will be back very soon.
Meg
I am not one to buy into horoscopes but this is kind of freaky...
It's a crisis day for your Crabs, with reality pushing you into a corner as you fight to gain control of your life. It may feel as if circumstances are not giving you what you need. Some of your perceptions may be real, but remember that your ego's desire to impose its will onto others is stronger than usual. There's no reason for you to feel threatened as people express their own feelings.
I knew it, reality IS after me. Damn it. Laszlo, you are in Hungary, isn't that where they keep the gypsies? If you see a traveling group of them, could you go up to the eldest woman and give her a couple rupees or whatever and ask her what reality is up to as it regards me? And, by the way, I thought you Eastern Eurpoeans were all short funny looking people with earmuffs. Where do you get off being a handsome dude?
Oh well. We have a few short funny looking people so I guess it evens out. I woke up to a blizzard that I didn't expect. I would take a picture and show it to you but I can't because last night I sat here trying to take my OWN picture and every single time, the picture was ungodly awful. I think it had something to do with the distance of my arm from my face. It had some sort of carnival mirror effect going on, my face was all long and goofy looking. I kept doing it and then the batteries finally died out, Oh. I just remembered, I bought more last week. What a nimrod I can be. OK, I will go put the stupid batteries in the camera and take some more. I can't be sure what I will look like, but the snow should be like normal snow. I don't get the snow, I am almost as far south as you can get (much to my own dismay) and it shouldn't snow here. I could have stayed in Chicago for this crap.
So, this is a CRISIS day for me? What the hell does that mean? I have been in total crisis mode for months now. I don't even want to know how much worse it can get but I'm game, bring it on, reality. (That may have been stupid.)
The Michael Jackson case is in full swing now, I am so sick of that little freak. I don't know what he is up to but sleeping with little boys is not at all "sweet". I am Michael's age and I wouldn't sleep with Laszlo and his pretty self let alone a 10 year old. No offense, Laszlo, but I have a son older than you. I have a daughter who would be just your age, though. Annie? I haven't seen you in a while so I am going to assume you aren't paying any attention and I am going to post your picture again. If you do happen to see it, don't worry, nobody else can. Mommy fixed it so only you can see it. (You might think she won't fall for that but until recently, I had her believing that marshmallows came from a marshmallow tree.) OK, I am going to put the batteries in the camera and see what happens. I will be back very soon.
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 4:28 AM
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