Meg...

...It could only hurt him. I'm sure he's convinced a lot of people (his parents and such) that he's innocent and doesn't want to own up to it with them. It'll be much easier for him to say that you're crazy and making things up.

This is why I always say to ask a man if you want to know something about a man. Of course Guy is right, I can't believe I didn't think of it. I guess it's because I wouldn't think it would be so important to maintain a lie that didn't matter anymore. Oh well, whatever.

I spoke to the reporter and she is in Florida covering the Schaivo story and then she will be covering the Pope. The last I heard the Pope would be bringing her to the Vatican very soon. (I wonder if they will leave in HIS feeding tube. I distinctly remember when he definitively said he wanted to be starved to death should he become ill.) So, the story will be in the paper someday, I promise. I am serious. I am not lying. It is very important to me that you believe that because I am about to shake your confidence.

I love holidays. I especially like Christmas and my birthday, mostly because I love presents. I plan for holidays weeks or months in advance.

Mainly though, I like to have fun. I am going to go out tonight and have some fun. I am going to have some serious fun. I bet some of you are wondering about the jet. If you are, I have something to tell you. I hope you like it because I planned it all month.

Kevin is a figment of my warped imagination and I planned this all for April Fools Day. :)