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Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Dear Meg,

Hi, i was looking over your blog and didn'tquite find what I was looking for. I'm looking fordifferent ways to earn money... I did find this though...a place where you can make some nice extra cash secret shopping. I made over $900 last month having fun!

I SOOOOO don't give a shit. Why do you keep interrupting all of your fun to come here and annoy the hell out of me? Do you see ads on this blog? Nope. There's a reason that I don't put ads up on this thing. Your ad won't get up here either, no matter how many times you post it. There isn't a teensy eensy bit of a chance that your ads will make it to the blog so stop wasting your time and mine.

And, while I'm at it, this ad won't make it either:

A good read. I'm looking for info on the civil war and anything related to it.

You are at the wrong place. There's nothing civil about my war so google what you're looking for and leave me alone.

To the normal people, sorry about that but these freaks are getting on my nerves.

OK then, see ya,

Meg

4 Comments:

Blogger Determined said...

While at it, tell google ads to take a hike. Recently, something possessed me to paste a google ad on my site, but those stupid people sent me an email saying that I "have a tendency to click on my own ads to make money".

I really hate being accused of something that I haven't done - especially for something that makes only two f*ing pennies a month.

October 04, 2006  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Oh God, yes...they're making me ill. I did the google thing for about a minute and a half once myself but then it occurred to me that it was annoying to people reading the blog and tacky to boot.

I made the mistake of posting one thing from the "Civil War" people because I thought it was funny...it was about a cemetery, don't ask why I found it amusing. Anyway, now those freaks keep coming back and every morning there are at least 10 of them in the queue waiting for me.

Well, it's after 4 AM and I'm wide awake. I've watched The Towering Inferno, Hollywood's Best Kept Secrets, some show on plastic surgery (remind me never to have a nose job), and now there's a Roseanne Marathon going on. I have about 400 channels and there is Paid Programming on 396 of them. I'm wide awake and can't fall asleep to save my life.

I was lying on the couch and I realized that the networks were starting the morning news and it occurred to me that if I ever do fall asleep, I won't be writing my morning post until after lunch so I thought I'd pop in and say hello to those of you who are sleeping right now but will be waking up shortly to go to work. With any luck at all, I'll be asleep when you read this.

I don't know why I can't sleep but I have a bad cold and I can barely breathe. That might have something to do with it. I've taken two of my Xanax and I'm no more tired than I was at 9 PM when I was doing laundry. I don't usually have a problem falling asleep...staying asleep can be a problem...but I usually pass out early. Then, I wake up and eat a bowl of Fruity Pebbles and go back to sleep. Then, I wake up a couple of hours later and scrounge around in the fridge for something sweet. Right now there is a half eaten cheesecake in my fridge with a fork in it. I go in there and eat a couple of bites of the cheesecake and then I grab the gallon of milk and suck it down right out of the carton. I love living alone!

You'd think that I would be pigging out since I'm not wasting time sleeping but I'm not the least bit hungry. I stared in the fridge for a while waiting to see if anything looked good and nothing did. Maybe that's the problem! Maybe I've missed my middle of the night snacks and my body is trying to tell me to eat something! Ya think?

OK, I'm going to wash my box of strawberries and cut off the stems and then go back on the couch and stuff my face full of them.
That's one of the good things about living alone, I love fruit and vegetables so I can fill my fridge full of them and eat them whenever I want to without some simian creature whining, "Where's the beef?"

Alright, I'm going to try to go to sleep again. If I don't come back, it's because I've finally fallen asleep. I think I'll try another Xanax and see if that doesn't help.

So, if I ever do fall asleep and stay asleep, I'll be back around lunchtime.

Of course, I could just give up on sleeping all together and finish the damn laundry.

BYW, Dewdrop...you'll appreciate this...some wanker of a guy called me at 10 to ask me to go out for a late dinner. If I had known then what I know now...I would have just gone ahead and went out with him.

OK then...I'm gonna watch another episode of Roseanne and if I'm still awake, I'm just going to get up and do the laundry.

Have a great morning!

Meg

October 05, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Meg,
Nothing is worse than not being able to sleep the night through. I am on the same kick...I am going to try that snack routine though!! That sounds yummy. Might defeat all the hard work I am doing with the running and the gym, but who cares!!!!
I hope you finally fell asleep!!

October 05, 2006  
Blogger Meg Kelso said...

Well, Mack...

I did fall asleep. But the dogs decided that I had slept enough and they wanted to eat so I had to get up to feed them. I'm still exhausted though, and I will try to go sleep a bit more. I don't think I can make it through the day on 3 hours sleep.

Oh, the midnight munchies are my only vice. Yes, it is yummy! I have gotten used to eating so much fruit that a bowl of berries makes me gaga...I love them, all sorts. So, if you train your tastebuds to love fruit, you don't even have to worry about the gym!

OK, I'm gonna try to fall back asleep, see ya later.

Meg

October 05, 2006  

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