Dear Meg...

"Are you sleeping with any of the men on your list?"

What am I? Hard of screwing? Of course I am. As a matter of fact...there's one who specifically serves that very purpose. In the interest of full disclosure, I've slept with two of them. But one was a better friend...to be kind...so I gave the job to another guy who seems to have a better understanding of the equipment. I don't have as much time as I used to, I can't waste it putzing around in the bedroom department.

I pretty much stick to one at a time...I find it less confusing. But, I have been known to overlap briefly. But, right now I'm being a pretty good girl. Of course, the guy that I'm talking about does read this...so who knows what I'm up to? :)

Aw...I'm just messin' with you baby...you know you have tenure.

I must say, he has earned the position. He beat out a much taller guy and one with a much nicer car. I like this one, he knows when to be efficient and when not to be. That shit just can't be taught...it's a gift. You either have it or you don't. And my lil' buddy has it. Another :)

So, he gets points for that and I have to say, a very high "A" for effort. He is rather enthusiastic about...shall we say...mealtime. I like that in a man. And...I'm an outstanding hostess, quite welcoming and warm.

I'm very satisfied with his work and I have to say that, barring any unforeseen circumstances, I think that he will have a lengthy and prosperous future with my little company here. Things certainly are looking up for my lil' buddy.

See ya, I worked all night and I have to go to sleep for a while. Have a good one!