Well...

...I made the audition yesterday and I even got the job. The only problem is I never knew what the job was for and it turned out to be playing Disney characters in DisneyWorld. I had to turn that one down...I hate hot and I bet that Minnie Mouse head is hot as shit.

It's supposed to be in the 80's here today and I guess that means that I have no excuse, I need to go outside and trim the hedges. I HATE doing that...but I like the way they look after they've been trimmed.

I think this is a good idea:

"...maybe we could have a skank photo edit contest. People could edit photos, make them all grossed out and readers could vote on categories, which photo gets the biggest laugh, best caption, skankiest, ugly, most warped, biggest edit change before/after.Google's piccasa has an invite feature.Laughter is the best medicine and it is only fitting that Sol's readers should make her laugh at Colleen's expense. Any great PHOTOSHOPpers out there..."

I'm not good at this crap myself but I do have some pictures of ugly women...but that would be boring. So, if anyone out there CAN do such things (Hello Wendy!), I'd appreciate the effort! Just imagine what a white trash ho whe has to buy men would look like and that's colleen! colleen lombardi is the subject....homewrecker extrordinaire! (Is that how you spell that?)

Forget a printout of these emails....This will heighten her risk. A trusted friend or relative could blow the whistle on Colleen.

Sorry J...I didn't get that one at all! Of course, I'm here doing what I can...the whore hasn't bugged me except by email and that's been a while. I think we should all have a post dedicated to the Whore Du Jour...colleen lombardi...of New York!

The jury, it won't have to be a married woman, just anyone who is sane or dealt with an insane woman.

So true, I can't believe that I forgot about men who deal with those nutty broads. My son's ex is being her usual bitch self. My son sent the papers to the school that prove that his daughter's name is the same as his. The mother refuses to use that name, preferring her own name rather than the what the court says. She has NO respect for court...not she's coming up with excuses why my son can't see his daughter and he can prove he's paid child support. So, even if that mattered. she would be the moron if she took him to court and I think that he should take HER to court now. What a bitch!

Meg