I can’t talk about…
…someone who I can’t mention. So, that’s gonna make this hard. But I’m gonna go for it anyway.
I received an answer to my question and I had nothing to do with the unmentionable person doing whatever it was that he or she did. Or…didn’t do. I’m really just chatting allegorically…don’t take anything I say for gospel because I’m not mentioning anyONE…so I can’t be talking about anyTHING. But…if I were serious, I would feel much better knowing that it WAS NOT myself who drove no one away. Whew. I thought that perhaps my penis chat had offended the person who I’m not talking about. I am no longer worried.
But…the little disappearing act that wasn’t really done (because I’m not talking about anyone)…did evoke a flurry of very real emails. In those emails…I learned some information regarding the person that I’m not talking about. Apparently…he’s a bit of a looker. I mean…if there WAS a person that I was talking about…HE would be attractive. Don’t confuse that man with the one that I’m not referring to. I’m NOT referring to anyone…therefore this post cannot be used against any innocent, sweet and obviously sensitive man who happens to be good looking. Men like that are really tough to find.
Damn…that was tough to do.
The Cubs lost last night. That blows.
OK…something else about the person who I can’t mention…he’s tall. Well, he would be if he existed. I’m not sure HOW tall…you know I personally have that 6’ 2” minimum. It’s a damned shame that this guy doesn’t exist because he sounds like quite a catch…doesn’t he? You would think that he would not only be sweet, he would probably not realize just how much of a catch he is. That’s a shame.
I don’t know what happened to the pretend blog…all I know is that I had nothing to do with it. That’s good enough for me. That’s because if it didn’t have anything to do with me…then I have no real say in the matter. It would be nice if everyone thought like that. Then there wouldn’t be so many controlling people.
OK…enough about the guy who I’m NOT talking about. I have a secret and it’s driving me fricking insane…and that’s because I CAN’T tell anyone. It’s not my secret to tell. But it’s this good…it would make the news…and I can’t tell a soul. But…if the news ever DOES get out…I’ll tell you that was what I was talking about.
Do you have any idea how tough this is for me? Damn it.
Well, all of a sudden I’m starving. I must go feed my face. I rarely get hungry anymore so when I do, I need to chow down while the moment strikes.
Then I have a few dumb things to do…and I’ll pop back in later. Have a good day!
Meg
…someone who I can’t mention. So, that’s gonna make this hard. But I’m gonna go for it anyway.
I received an answer to my question and I had nothing to do with the unmentionable person doing whatever it was that he or she did. Or…didn’t do. I’m really just chatting allegorically…don’t take anything I say for gospel because I’m not mentioning anyONE…so I can’t be talking about anyTHING. But…if I were serious, I would feel much better knowing that it WAS NOT myself who drove no one away. Whew. I thought that perhaps my penis chat had offended the person who I’m not talking about. I am no longer worried.
But…the little disappearing act that wasn’t really done (because I’m not talking about anyone)…did evoke a flurry of very real emails. In those emails…I learned some information regarding the person that I’m not talking about. Apparently…he’s a bit of a looker. I mean…if there WAS a person that I was talking about…HE would be attractive. Don’t confuse that man with the one that I’m not referring to. I’m NOT referring to anyone…therefore this post cannot be used against any innocent, sweet and obviously sensitive man who happens to be good looking. Men like that are really tough to find.
Damn…that was tough to do.
The Cubs lost last night. That blows.
OK…something else about the person who I can’t mention…he’s tall. Well, he would be if he existed. I’m not sure HOW tall…you know I personally have that 6’ 2” minimum. It’s a damned shame that this guy doesn’t exist because he sounds like quite a catch…doesn’t he? You would think that he would not only be sweet, he would probably not realize just how much of a catch he is. That’s a shame.
I don’t know what happened to the pretend blog…all I know is that I had nothing to do with it. That’s good enough for me. That’s because if it didn’t have anything to do with me…then I have no real say in the matter. It would be nice if everyone thought like that. Then there wouldn’t be so many controlling people.
OK…enough about the guy who I’m NOT talking about. I have a secret and it’s driving me fricking insane…and that’s because I CAN’T tell anyone. It’s not my secret to tell. But it’s this good…it would make the news…and I can’t tell a soul. But…if the news ever DOES get out…I’ll tell you that was what I was talking about.
Do you have any idea how tough this is for me? Damn it.
Well, all of a sudden I’m starving. I must go feed my face. I rarely get hungry anymore so when I do, I need to chow down while the moment strikes.
Then I have a few dumb things to do…and I’ll pop back in later. Have a good day!
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 7:54 AM
4 Comments:
Damn, woman, and I thought I was cryptic!
Hmmm.... You've got me hooked!
Holy shit. That was ALMOST ALMOST possible to keep up with.
Although changing subjects without turning on your blinker while trying to confuse the fuck out of us...that did throw me for a loop.
(I'm referring to the sudden comment about the Cubs, just in case I am confusing anyone here)
since we are talking about our imaginary friend here, I can say what I want, right? Since he's not real.
Whether he is a "looker" in a physical sense or not, he was most certainly someone who got everyone's attention. And we (at least I don't) have no idea what he even looks like.
If he should happen to stop by just to see if anyone really did miss him...he should know by now that he is missed, he was a pleasant breeze that floated into our sometimes stale lives...and who couldn't use one of those now and then?
I will miss our imaginary friend and wish him nothing but happiness in his life.
:)
bummer - pretend blogs by decent guys are hard to come by. I was enjoying the "pleasant breeze" as well to quote mylifeatfullspeed. I miss him too hope he pretends to stop by still.
Hi Meg - long time reader - sometimes I comment and sometimes I drop you a email. loving your blog after all these years!
kellieNcali at gmail dot com
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