Well, well, well...



I wasn't quite sure what it was...but I knew that there was something going on out there in the world that was making some men stupid and ME comparatively smarter. For years I've been trying to figure out why certain men acted like morons and were seemingly impossible to educate.

Luckily for me, infectious disease researcher Nicky Boulter has discovered "A common parasite can...Make men more stupid...".

That explains a LOT. Now I understand how such nasty ass females were able to entice my ex-husband into an affair. They, after figuring out that men who somehow ingested cat dung, realized that the men seemed to find the funky females (who had already been infected with the germ) bizarrely attractive. It wasn't really Rick's fault...his drinks had been spiked with the mind altering cat feces. He couldn't help it...he was actually a victim. I wonder when Oprah will get around to covering this story and I just can't wait until the first man uses the cat shit defense in court.

It's really the perfect crime...as far as I know there isn't a law against infecting a man's food with this particular parasite even though "Human infection generally occurs when people eat raw or undercooked meat that has "cysts" containing the parasite, or accidentally ingest some of the parasite's eggs excreted by an infected cat." Ick, just the term cyst in the same sentence as "eat raw" gives me the shivering willies. Even so, an infected female, in full funkified regalia, could easy slip a married man a cat poo mickey.

"Interestingly, the effect of infection is different between men and women," according to Dr Boulter. He goes on to say that, "Infected men have lower IQs, achieve a lower level of education and have shorter attention spans. They are also more likely to break rules and take risks, be more independent, more anti-social, suspicious, jealous and morose, and are deemed less attractive to women." Sound like anyone YOU know?

Dr. Boulton goes on to say that, "On the other hand, infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls." TA DA!

This explains so much. For example, victims of the parasite "...were more likely to take risks". There you go....motorcycles.

Also, we have been wondering for years what it is about some people who are "marital deviants". How can two relatively normal people stoop so low as to break the most sacred vow that they ever take in their entire lives? And how does a man who has the bug find a woman who also is under the influence? Well, apparently the disease is present in pandemic proportions..." About 40 per cent of the world's population is infected with Toxoplasma gondii..." That's a lot of horny men and slutty women. Oh! By the way, don't blame me for those allpellations. It was Boulder himself who said, "In short, it can make men behave like alley cats and women behave like sex kittens".

Oddly enough, the differences are quite unfair. The increased sex drive that the micro-organism causes in men is accompanied by stupidity and risk taking. In women, the studidity levels pretty much stay the same. Even IF "...infected women tend to be more outgoing, friendly, more promiscuous, and are considered more attractive to men compared with non-infected controls.", you would think that they would still have the brains to say no to a married man but maybe that's just how these women take THEIR risks. They don't jump out of as many planes, climb as many mountains or sail as many oceans. You may think that the men perform riskier behavior...but you'd be wrong. Have you ever experienced the life-altering fall-out from a wopig attack? The behavior that seems to get their blood pumping (And this is also the first step in attempting to steal a married man) 1. they suck a lot of dick.

There ARE some positives related to the disease (And it is a disease, disease being defined as anything that puts your body at dis-ease). Just consider this fact. Since the beginning of time betrayed wives have been trying to figure what THEY had done wrong to "push" the husbands away. Well, apparently all they did was get a cat. This is the same germ that causes the problems in pregnant women so it is quite real, I'm not making this up...Ho Ho...I wish that I were. They told us about the pregnancy problem...but they never told us that our men would turn stupid. So, it clearly is NOT our fault, ladies.

You know, we adopted a cat in 1999 and according to my calculations/suspicions, I believe Rick started cheating again in 2001. You know, forget any other talk show...I wouldn't be surprised to see this topic covered by Oprah to the point where I look like the heel for not forgiving him. Only she could evoke that type of reaction from others.

You know...if someone found a way to culture that organism, turn it into a powder and package it...they could make a million bucks in wopig sales alone.

If anyone does that, I want half the profits.

Gotta go play with the grandbabies!

Ciao!