Damn.

I just spent hours limping through an airport and now I'm back at a friend's house because my flight was delayed so much that I  never would have made my connecting flight into Atlanta. So, tomorrow I will try it again only next time it'll be through Philadelphia. For my ex, I'll say it in his language...PhiladeTHia.

I don't know why I have to go to Phillie, but I do. I like flying into that airport because I can see all the way to the ocean. Then, I'll be flying into Atlanta at 9 PM. I'll be in airports all fricking day. I hate that.

The airport people were true assholes and idiots today. The only person who even half ass helped me was pretty incompetent but she was trying so I couldn't bitch too much. Most of them were pretty much little shits and they seemed to know that you were at their mercy. One guy was, I think, trying to goad me into some stupid behavior. That's the only explanation for the way he acted. I think he was trying to get me to act a fool so that he could call security and then you'd all see me on the news tomorrow. I don't THINK so! I'm too smart for that.

He was acting all upset that I had referred to someone as an "idiot". He never went back to normal after that. I said, "You don't even know what happened, you might think she was an idiot too." He didn't take too well to that. After we stopped talking, he walked back by me and said, "You should be ashamed of yourself." I answered, "Bite me."

Airlines hide their bosses so you can't do a damn thing. One lady told me that there was nothing she could do and I got back in line and another lady tried to get me a flight on Delta. You got different answers from different people but they all said that the airline doesn't offer a room if your flight is canceled by air traffic control. That's so lame. I guess they want us to ask Air Traffic Control for a room. 

Those damn terrorists dudes have truly fucked us, haven't they? Every time I go to an airport I spend more time in lines than I did the time before. Oh well. The entire time that I was there I was wishing that I could lay down. Now I can so I'm going to.

First, I want to tell you a Chicago joke. There were 2 girls, one from Chicago and one from New York. The Chicago girl asked, "So, where are you from?" The New York chick answered, "Someplace where they know better than to end a sentence with a preposition." Then the Chicago chick said, "So where you from...bitch?"

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