I'm not sure where I am but I'm sure this is a scary place!

These suckers are EVERYWHERE! If you see one, run like Forrest Gump!


When approaching jaguars, be sure to do so from the other side of fence the cat is resting behind...unless you want to be on the evening news.

When it comes to bears, it's best just to stay away.

With a curled up copperhead at your feet, religion plays a huge part in your survival.

Although not usually thought of as a dangerous animal, standing in the "splatter zone" of a hippopotamus can be most unpleasant for all concerned. Not to mention the fact you'll probably have to find another ride home.

Of course, not all of Florida's animals are dangerous. And even if they were, most of us can easily outrun the little creatures. Although this is a VERY large animal, you could probably just out SWIM the little bugger: hen escaping from this guy, you could probably get away walking that straight line like a cop would ask you to walk if you may have had a few too many: