Arts and Crafts

Some women (and I must admit, I am one of them) go to great efforts to attract a man. We do our nails, apply color coordinated make-up and fix our hair, all the while wearing the right pair of low rise jeans and the cutest little top we can find. Then, we have to act appropriately and play the games that people play when they're wooing a potential sweetheart and, unfortunately, a future adversary.

Anyway, my flirtation stratagem has remained the same since the early 80's. I guess I should have known that there are some women with vastly disparate tactics but I never really thought about them...my way seems to be the standard for the average American woman. But this morning I heard from one of those women working a method that I find intriguing. I find the following excerpt especially provocative:

"...my husband is under a great spell of another woman. They cast a spell of return back of love on him. And he came back..."

Damn...a spell? I never even THOUGHT of that! I could kick myself. Is it too late for a voodoo doll to work? It would be perfect for me because I like to spend my time doing arts and crafts. I'm currently in the middle of one of those pot holders that little girls weave. I find that they last longer and work better than the $10 potholders you buy at the mall, and of course, they're much cheaper. Making the potholders itself is a nice break. It takes your mind off of everything else. Today, my mind was annoyingly saturated with the making of the potholders because I seem to have misplaced the long hook thing so I have to weave that entire thing buy hand. It's all good, I like to have my mind off of all my problems and weaving potholders with a missing tool will not allow you to think of anything else, it's that difficult.

My point in discussing my arts and crafts (such as they are) is to let you know that I have the time and the experience to make voodoo dolls. Actually, I'm not experienced  in voodoo dolls, I've never even made one. But, I'm pretty smart and I'm sure that the directions can be Googled...so if you need one, let me know.

I do have to mention this before I start my online voodoo doll business...I have a couple of problems with the above quote from voodoo chick (or dude?). First of all, how can you tell the difference between a "spell' and a "great spell'? What makes it great? And if great spells are available, why would anyone even bother with a regular spell? Secondly, if some despicable Scaramouch left me for another women...I may cast a spell...but if it worked, the phrase "And he came back" wouldn't be in the description of that spell.