Things that annoy me...
Geraldo Rivera
People who say, “You know what I’m saying?” over and over again
Bottles that in the year 2005...are NOT twist off. At this point in time, you need a little sign that says...“NOT twist off.”...not one that says...“Twist off.”
Seeing movie stars do ANYTHING other than starring in movies
Pregnant/New Mother parking spaces. They need the exercise.
Being nice to stupid people
Meredith Baxter
Women who wear too much cologne
Cell phones, call waiting and answering machines
Oh yeah, phone mazes. I submit that we should boycott them by refusing to push any buttons. Make them speak to us.
Icky men who think they’re hot
Tom Cruise
The Oleson Twins
The entire cast of The Facts of Life
Other people’s children
Junk mail
Shopping carts
Braille signs in places only sighted people can find
Pointy toed shoes
Huge fake nails and heads with a thousand obviously fake braids
People with body odor
Co-workers who sell crap for their kids at work
Well. That’s it for now. There’s a bunch more...but I’m bored with this.
Meg
Geraldo Rivera
People who say, “You know what I’m saying?” over and over again
Bottles that in the year 2005...are NOT twist off. At this point in time, you need a little sign that says...“NOT twist off.”...not one that says...“Twist off.”
Seeing movie stars do ANYTHING other than starring in movies
Pregnant/New Mother parking spaces. They need the exercise.
Being nice to stupid people
Meredith Baxter
Women who wear too much cologne
Cell phones, call waiting and answering machines
Oh yeah, phone mazes. I submit that we should boycott them by refusing to push any buttons. Make them speak to us.
Icky men who think they’re hot
Tom Cruise
The Oleson Twins
The entire cast of The Facts of Life
Other people’s children
Junk mail
Shopping carts
Braille signs in places only sighted people can find
Pointy toed shoes
Huge fake nails and heads with a thousand obviously fake braids
People with body odor
Co-workers who sell crap for their kids at work
Well. That’s it for now. There’s a bunch more...but I’m bored with this.
Meg
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