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Monday, June 12, 2006

Hello again...

...I'm awake and feeling great now. I fell asleep thinking about the weekend and I think that I'll be doing that for the next week.

I got an email from a friend who saw this posted in a singles ad and I thought that you guys would get a kick out of it:

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend. When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion. So I decided I neeed a passionate girl with a zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency, she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability. When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement. When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and flirted with everyone she met. She made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some ambition. When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned. I am now 40 and am looking for a girl with very big tits.

Now that man has his priorities straight. I TOTALLY understand where he's coming from. When I was younger, I just wanted a man who looked good and turned me on. Now, I don't care too much what he looks like (although I wouldn't do a toad). I just want a man who I enjoy being with and who enjoys being with me. Sounds simple enough, doesn't it?

I think that I'm probably too old to have the crazy feelings that I had as a younger woman although I wouldn't mind having them...I just won't count on them because they lie to you. There are so many things more important than the feelings that hormones cause and when you get a bit older, you realize that.

If this guy has enough cash, he could find any woman that he liked and put big tits on her, ain't progress grand?



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