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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Good morning!

I fell asleep early last night and woke up bright and early this morning. I woke up once at 4 but there wasn't a damn thing for me to do so I went back to bed for a while. I don't know why, but it just doesn't seem right to clean the kitchen at 4 AM. Now that it's close to 9 and the kitchen's still a mess, I wish that I had gone ahead and cleaned it at 4...but then what would I do at 9?

I have to go to the doctor again today but not until 3:50 so I have nothing to do until then except fix my hair. I meant to curl it last night but I fell asleep before I could. Now it's straight and funky. I'm fighting the urge to cut my hair and it's taking every piece of strength that I have not to do it. I know this is pretty silly, but Rick likes it short so I don't want to cut it now. I like to be able to hold my hair out as far as I can and say, "He's been gone THIS long." He's been gone for over a foot now.

The only problem with that is I don't know what to do with all of this hair except put it in a pony tail and that gets boring after a while. I've tried curling it with the curlers that I have but they were too small and I looked like Linc from Mod Squad (the TV show, not the movie). I keep seeing these cute little hair cuts and it's all I can do to stay home and let my own hair grow. Every time I've tried to let it grow out, something stupid happened to me. Once, I fell asleep with a wad of gum in my mouth. That was nice.

Another time, I went to get a body wave and told the guy not to "tamper with the length". My sister sat and watched with her jaw dropped as he cut and cut, telling me some bullshit about how it needed a trim and that it was too heavy so it needed to be thinned. When he was done, I had the Linc from Mod Squad look only that time it was a PERMANENT! I just had to wait for it to grow out to cut the frizzy stuff off. Then, I had long hair once again and I had to have brain surgery. That was bad.

At least a pony tail is easy...it's just so damned boring.

OK, my little mystery. I've gotten enough new information to make it even more mysterious...I guess that's a good thing. Who the hell knows? A mystery is supposed to be mysterious. There isn't much that I can do right now because I don't want to offend anyone if I'm wrong but eventually, I'll write about it here.

OK then. I'm listening to the news and they're talking to some lady who was vacationing in Beirut and now she has to evacuate Lebanon. Who in the HELL goes to Beirut for vacation? Why not honeymoon in Hanoi? A Cambodian cruise? When she stays in country for her vacation, does she go to such lovely destinations as East LA and Hell's Kitchen? And now she gets a free cruise around the world to get her home and no one can say a thing because she was a "victim" of a war. Well, I think that she's an idiot and if she is a victim, she stood in line to become one. And, I don't think that volunteer victims should get free cruises for being stupid.

Anyone who's been around for any length of time should know that Beirut is one of many, many havens for terrorism in the world. It's not only ON the list, it's quite close to the top of the list. And what in the heck is going on that they even HAVE spare cruise ships to send to Lebanon?

Why isn't it out there earning money and paying down the national debt? Are there more empty cruise ships sitting around? And, on top of the cruise, they get a battleship as an escort. Well, I guess if you party in Beirut, you must be used to seeing a bunch of army guys around.

We have no idea what it's like to live over there. In peacetime Paris, they have armed guards standing around at tourist sites like the Arc D'Triumph. That's a tad unnerving to see. They're everywhere, underground in the tunnel you have to take to get to the Arc (which sits in the middle of a traffic circle) and walking around the monuments themselves.

I can't even imagine what kind of security Beirut has. Not to mention the press that the entire middle east has gotten over the past 5000 years and you wonder why anyone in their right mind would go there if it wasn't to help or fight. Vacationing? What in the heck does she do for a living that Beirut seems like a relaxing retreat? Only a mercenary with a very full schedule would be able to relax in any part of the middle east.

My father is on the phone now...I have to go to Florida right away. I'll be back after I figure out how soon I can leave. Be right back.



Blogger (t)om said...

So, I just spent like the last hour and a half of work reading many of your posts here (shhh... don't tell anyone) and they are wittingly genius.

I am a man, but to be honest, most men are pigs/bums/losers who have no concept of how to treat themselves or their women (in many different areas, not just sex).

I think it's sad that women feel the need to fake orgasms because their men have no clue about how to please them and so they just please themselves.

Anyway, I think your blogging is great and perhaps even therapeutic for you and others who have experienced the same.

July 18, 2006  
Blogger Meg said...

Well now...I surely did appreciate that comment. For the record, I don't fake orgasms...I pout until I get one for one. It doesn't take long.


July 18, 2006  

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