You know...
....If I wanted to make these guys look bad, I couldn’t do a better job of it than they are doing all by themselves. Check out this prince:
I have boring job making 40K/yr but since I dont actually do sh*t or break a sweat doing it, i'm pretty much satisfied. I love spend it on myself and If I tell you i'll take you shopping , I actually mean I'm shopping but you get to pick out the clothes..... for me .. I have no kids and i'm not interseted in any. I'm not a substitute baby daddy. I love no one but myself but for som e strange reason give homeless people money for no reason. I'm intelligent , articulate , work out on occasion have a great career and a little bit of street hustle. ( Chances are if your buying cd's in the ATL i'm getting a piece of the action)
Here’s part of an email from an old dude who saw my profile and liked it, I think:
My picture like yours is not very good, it was taken in my office for a trade publication, and it makes me look old. However, my friends tell me I look in my forties. You will have to be the judge.
My picture isn’t very good? Is he really trying to win friends and influence people or what? And, yes, I was the judge, he looks every bit of 60 and I learned last fall that when they say they are 55, they are usually 5-10 years older.
OK, this one is from a very large man, I say large because he weighs 258 pounds, not because of his height. He lists his height at 5’ 4” and then says the following:
I am a 53 year old excollege football player, who worksout regularlly to stay in shapeand to stay young. Professionally I am a sales executive for a large construction equipment company in Atlanta. I am a christian and I value my church and my walk with the Lord. However, I am not boring, and I am not a stick in the mud....I am a happy easy going person who looks much younger than his age. I dislike dishonesty and trying to be something you are not. I want someone who is affectionate, and giving as I am. A lady who keeps herself in shape mentally and physically.
WHAT??? He wants a lady who is in shape? Why? So she can push the wheelchair when he has a stroke from all that excess weight? I don’t mind a large guy, I actually prefer them, but how dare they expect fitness?
This guy needs to meet Rick:
Although I am very happy and fulfilled in my life, I am looking for that someone that makes me feel as though I am missing something.
I certainly felt that way when I was with the Vex.
OK, what does this guy want to do?
Hello, This is "T" from ATL area would love to converserve.
I think he wants to discuss recycling but I could be wrong.
This one has be totally baffled:
First Date
you can take me and my wife out for drinks and then we can go get something pierced!
I have a feeling this one is bad news, I don’t know why, I just feel as though if I went to meet him, I would never be heard from again:
I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A YOUNG LADY TO GET TO KNOW,WHO I CAN EVENTUALLY MARRY AND RAISE MY KIDS. IF THIS IS YOU GET WITH ME AND I WILL SEND YOU A PICTURE AND WE CAN START FROM THERE. PEACE...
OK...this is why online dating is not a good thing. But for free, this site is a wealth of material.
Vex has decided to stop abiding by any of our agreements, he has refused to send me the insurance cards and has stopped the alimony. I guess he thinks that if I am not going to file with him, he needn’t follow the rules. Well, I would rather defend my position in a court of law than try to defend his. And, I finally have the proof his lawyer wanted. I knew he was cheating. I knew he wasn’t living with his sister. I knew a lot, now I can prove it. It didn’t cost much at all. I just had to pay the guy’s gas and buy him dinner. Now I have the goods on that SOB and I want to go before a judge with it. His lawyer will either be absolutely stunned and disgusted...or she will say, “Damn, we’ve been caught!” I’m a little curious as to which way she will go. Vex’s tramp, Gail, has neighbors that hate her. I guess she screwed their hubbies too.
Have a good afternoon!
See ya...
Meg
....If I wanted to make these guys look bad, I couldn’t do a better job of it than they are doing all by themselves. Check out this prince:
I have boring job making 40K/yr but since I dont actually do sh*t or break a sweat doing it, i'm pretty much satisfied. I love spend it on myself and If I tell you i'll take you shopping , I actually mean I'm shopping but you get to pick out the clothes..... for me .. I have no kids and i'm not interseted in any. I'm not a substitute baby daddy. I love no one but myself but for som e strange reason give homeless people money for no reason. I'm intelligent , articulate , work out on occasion have a great career and a little bit of street hustle. ( Chances are if your buying cd's in the ATL i'm getting a piece of the action)
Here’s part of an email from an old dude who saw my profile and liked it, I think:
My picture like yours is not very good, it was taken in my office for a trade publication, and it makes me look old. However, my friends tell me I look in my forties. You will have to be the judge.
My picture isn’t very good? Is he really trying to win friends and influence people or what? And, yes, I was the judge, he looks every bit of 60 and I learned last fall that when they say they are 55, they are usually 5-10 years older.
OK, this one is from a very large man, I say large because he weighs 258 pounds, not because of his height. He lists his height at 5’ 4” and then says the following:
I am a 53 year old excollege football player, who worksout regularlly to stay in shapeand to stay young. Professionally I am a sales executive for a large construction equipment company in Atlanta. I am a christian and I value my church and my walk with the Lord. However, I am not boring, and I am not a stick in the mud....I am a happy easy going person who looks much younger than his age. I dislike dishonesty and trying to be something you are not. I want someone who is affectionate, and giving as I am. A lady who keeps herself in shape mentally and physically.
WHAT??? He wants a lady who is in shape? Why? So she can push the wheelchair when he has a stroke from all that excess weight? I don’t mind a large guy, I actually prefer them, but how dare they expect fitness?
This guy needs to meet Rick:
Although I am very happy and fulfilled in my life, I am looking for that someone that makes me feel as though I am missing something.
I certainly felt that way when I was with the Vex.
OK, what does this guy want to do?
Hello, This is "T" from ATL area would love to converserve.
I think he wants to discuss recycling but I could be wrong.
This one has be totally baffled:
First Date
you can take me and my wife out for drinks and then we can go get something pierced!
I have a feeling this one is bad news, I don’t know why, I just feel as though if I went to meet him, I would never be heard from again:
I WOULD LIKE TO MEET A YOUNG LADY TO GET TO KNOW,WHO I CAN EVENTUALLY MARRY AND RAISE MY KIDS. IF THIS IS YOU GET WITH ME AND I WILL SEND YOU A PICTURE AND WE CAN START FROM THERE. PEACE...
OK...this is why online dating is not a good thing. But for free, this site is a wealth of material.
Vex has decided to stop abiding by any of our agreements, he has refused to send me the insurance cards and has stopped the alimony. I guess he thinks that if I am not going to file with him, he needn’t follow the rules. Well, I would rather defend my position in a court of law than try to defend his. And, I finally have the proof his lawyer wanted. I knew he was cheating. I knew he wasn’t living with his sister. I knew a lot, now I can prove it. It didn’t cost much at all. I just had to pay the guy’s gas and buy him dinner. Now I have the goods on that SOB and I want to go before a judge with it. His lawyer will either be absolutely stunned and disgusted...or she will say, “Damn, we’ve been caught!” I’m a little curious as to which way she will go. Vex’s tramp, Gail, has neighbors that hate her. I guess she screwed their hubbies too.
Have a good afternoon!
See ya...
Meg
posted by Meg Kelso | 7:55 AM
2 Comments:
Meg,
Oh My God! I can't believe these guys actually think they have any shot of finding any woman (let alone a decent one) by posting things like that. I am just blown away.
I met my boyfriend through an online personals site. His profile gave his specifics (all were accurate), but it was his "About Me" blurb that caught my attention. He simply stated " My name is Gavin. I am 21 years old and currently in college. I am looking for friends only. The reason for this is I could never fall in love with someone I didn't consider my friend. If you're looking for a supermodel with money, a hot car and great pickup lines, you won't find it here. I can promise you I am genuine, I love my family and I'm willing to give you a chance if you're willing to return the favor."
We began talking, and I was smitten. I won't tell you he's perfect. That would be a lie. He has his flaws, but I find his 'flaws' to be the best things about him. After the better part of two years, we're still as happy as were in the first month.
I wish you luck in your search, and in your education of the opposite sex.
this is a hilarious post. the shit these guys write, it is so ridiculous, it almost seems made up.
on another level, isnt it sad that we are surrounded by this?
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