Meg...
"...the problem as I recall, has never been finding men. The problem is keeping them after spending time together. And since I don't particularly feel like being a temporary " piece of ass", I'd rather not venture..."
You got that right dudette!
Even men know that it's much easier for a female to get lucky than it is for a guy. I remember a game my friends and I played in the 80's. We would go out someplace, spend the first hour checking out the herd and then we would choose the prettiest guy there. Then we'd just go get him. Sometimes they would open their mouths and show us how stupid they were so we had to go with the first runner up. But all in all, we had fun and we were quite successful.
Even now, I'm quite sure that if I either lowered my standards or behaved like Colleen Lombardi, I could easily get laid. But, I'm not willing to do either one of those hideous things. I might end up with a broke married man who lives off of me. I could find MYSELF playing Mommy to that dime a dozen cad.
Even some troglodydic monster female can find some freaky dude who would love to nab her mutant body. A woman doesn't have to be really good looking, although it does help if she only has 2 eyes.
And it doesn't hurt us that men are everywhere. Just look out the window. If you don't live in the Uni-Bomber's shed, you should see a guy out there somewhere. I see them every time I turn around. They're at gas stations, restaurants and the Viagra aisle at the local grocery store.
But, as Solaris said, the trick isn't getting them, the trick is keeping their asses. Sol uses the phrase "temporary 'piece of ass"...I use the appellation "toilet for some guy's sperm". But the point is the same, Sol and I...and a LOT of other women...are smart enough to keep it in our pants. We might take it out and use it every so other but that's only when:
A. We find a guy who's worth it in one way or another.
or
B. We haven't had any in a good while and we just need a quick nut.
Unfortunately, there are far too many chicks out there who don't have the self-esteem necessary to be so discerning. Rather than recognizing and cultivating their own worth, they have no sense of value and, like a car that's driven off the lot, they depreciate further every time they screw another guy simply because he held still long enough.
Of course it's easy to get some guys to stick around...just pay them. You might not to actually put them on a salary, you could just co-sign for their loans and let them live rent free in your house. But once again, lowering you standards or behaving like Colleen Lombardi is never smart.
To find a guy worth keeping around is the tough part. But truly worth the wait. So, that's why I think that I'm gonna just keep on having fun for now. For the time being, I'm having it with Cheek Dude. We went to a drive-in last night and watched I am Legend with Will Smith.
Well, that's all I wanted to say for now...and more actually. I feel a LOT better today. Man, I hate being sick like that. Oh! On the way to the drive-in, Cheek Dude and I stopped at The Varsity...a famous hot dog place here near Georgia Tech. It's been there forever and is famous for their food. It's on a par with White Castle, not quite gourmet but if you have a taste for them, nothing else will do.
Okee-dokee...be back soon!
"...the problem as I recall, has never been finding men. The problem is keeping them after spending time together. And since I don't particularly feel like being a temporary " piece of ass", I'd rather not venture..."
You got that right dudette!
Even men know that it's much easier for a female to get lucky than it is for a guy. I remember a game my friends and I played in the 80's. We would go out someplace, spend the first hour checking out the herd and then we would choose the prettiest guy there. Then we'd just go get him. Sometimes they would open their mouths and show us how stupid they were so we had to go with the first runner up. But all in all, we had fun and we were quite successful.
Even now, I'm quite sure that if I either lowered my standards or behaved like Colleen Lombardi, I could easily get laid. But, I'm not willing to do either one of those hideous things. I might end up with a broke married man who lives off of me. I could find MYSELF playing Mommy to that dime a dozen cad.
Even some troglodydic monster female can find some freaky dude who would love to nab her mutant body. A woman doesn't have to be really good looking, although it does help if she only has 2 eyes.
And it doesn't hurt us that men are everywhere. Just look out the window. If you don't live in the Uni-Bomber's shed, you should see a guy out there somewhere. I see them every time I turn around. They're at gas stations, restaurants and the Viagra aisle at the local grocery store.
But, as Solaris said, the trick isn't getting them, the trick is keeping their asses. Sol uses the phrase "temporary 'piece of ass"...I use the appellation "toilet for some guy's sperm". But the point is the same, Sol and I...and a LOT of other women...are smart enough to keep it in our pants. We might take it out and use it every so other but that's only when:
A. We find a guy who's worth it in one way or another.
or
B. We haven't had any in a good while and we just need a quick nut.
Unfortunately, there are far too many chicks out there who don't have the self-esteem necessary to be so discerning. Rather than recognizing and cultivating their own worth, they have no sense of value and, like a car that's driven off the lot, they depreciate further every time they screw another guy simply because he held still long enough.
Of course it's easy to get some guys to stick around...just pay them. You might not to actually put them on a salary, you could just co-sign for their loans and let them live rent free in your house. But once again, lowering you standards or behaving like Colleen Lombardi is never smart.
To find a guy worth keeping around is the tough part. But truly worth the wait. So, that's why I think that I'm gonna just keep on having fun for now. For the time being, I'm having it with Cheek Dude. We went to a drive-in last night and watched I am Legend with Will Smith.
Well, that's all I wanted to say for now...and more actually. I feel a LOT better today. Man, I hate being sick like that. Oh! On the way to the drive-in, Cheek Dude and I stopped at The Varsity...a famous hot dog place here near Georgia Tech. It's been there forever and is famous for their food. It's on a par with White Castle, not quite gourmet but if you have a taste for them, nothing else will do.
Okee-dokee...be back soon!
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