...(and I've been listening since the late 60's):
"It'll only take 5 minutes, I just need relief. "
Best line I've ever heard (and I was halfway through with a Long Island Iced Tea):
The guy licked his finger and then touched my sleeve before he offered to take me somewhere to "get out of these wet clothes."
(Had I been 100% sober, I would have found the best line to be gross after he licked his finger.)